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Ass Cannon

When you try to take a really big shit, but it ends up being a volcanic explosion outside of your ass cheeks.
" Koonkhmer ! I just did a really big ass cannon on my modern warfare 2 screen ! "
by Koonkhmer March 1, 2010
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horny ass

horny: boy who thinks about ass and boobs and sex with anything or everything all the time.
Rohan Thamby is a horny ass dude.
by Sunder February 21, 2005
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Snake ass

When some tard does something so fucking dumb they really deserve to be told how dumb they are. They are so bad they deserve to be called the lowest possible thing to the ground, a snake ass.
Your friend walks into the room bragging about his or her high score on Mario for Super Nintendo with out "even using the feather". You obviously must call them nothing other than a SNAKE ASS!
by Commander koollll November 10, 2009
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Half-Assed

When you do something but don't give it your all, always resulting in whatever your doing turning out poorly or incorrectly. Doing things Half-Assed is more than just an act, it's a way of life for most Americans.
Mr.Schoene: Your a smart kid, I don't understand how you're failing so many classes. Jenny: It's because he does a Half-Assed job at everthing he does. Edgar: Well sorry if you don't like my way of life, after all , Half-Assed is the way i was raised.
by Xero _ Manifest November 8, 2010
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Emily's ass

the largest ass to ever appear in history, excess junk in the trunk, the product of too much gymnastics and ice cream, ghetto booty
emily's ass is simply astounding
by chantelle May 7, 2005
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ass bandit

a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.
after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.
by dakevster December 16, 2006
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rat's ass

In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.
This equipment isn't worth a rat's ass.

So? I don't give a rat's ass.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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