Bling Blaow Moment

bling blaow moment is a where you get hurt/dissed/embrassed by a bitch.

Matt-Damn i caught my gf at the movies giving this dude a blow job

John- damn thats a bling blaow moment

Matt- nigga that girl just dissed me in front of everybody ab how broke my blackass is

John- damn you stay in bling blaow moments

Bling Blaow Moment by dr. heart July 2, 2009

brown moment 

A moment of mental vacancy.

(After just calling your wife by the wrong name)

"Sorry dear, I just had a brown moment"

brown moment by bluerock April 17, 2008

Woman Moment 

When a man or woman says something stupid.

Man:I wanna go to Paris
Women:I wanna go to France
Man:There the same place, that’s such a woman moment

Woman Moment by Ausi1905 April 20, 2021

Qwynn Moment 

When you have a stupid moment, usually when this occurs, your IQ lowers to that of a mentally challenged 4 year old. It only happens to people named Qwynn, and it is a serious problem. This is not to be confused with " Blonde Moments " because that only lowers your IQ by 1/4, Qwynn moments lower your IQ by 3.9/4 and it is super effective.

Teacher: Qwynn, what is 2+2?
Qwynn: LOLCRAYNONZ!!!!!331231231555
Everyone: HE HAD A QWYNN MOMENT HAHAHHAHA

Qwynn Moment by umadqwynnith October 2, 2011

Vedant Moment 

A retarded piece of shit that wants to bully anyone they want, they are also a big loser that thinks their top shit and hates his friends and will hurt them at any cost

Venant: Hey piss off
Friend: I didn't do anything
Vedant: I know but i suddenly hate you
Friend: what a loser (Vedant Moment)

Vedant Moment by manperson436 October 10, 2021

magic moment 

the moment when you flick your cig and the ash on the tip turns from a cylinder to a cone shape

i was at the train stantion and thought ild have to wait a long time, so i lit up a cigarette, but the train came right then, hadnt even got to the magic moment before i had to crush out and board the train

magic moment by burShigi August 25, 2008

bumtree moment

the time after someone tells a joke they think is hilarious and the awkward silence after when no one finds it funny. like one of those "you have to have been there" stories.

*awkward silence after joke* bumtree moment

bumtree moment by geriatric squirrel September 25, 2010