Feces of Death 

Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.

Sweat poured from his body as he faced the Feces of Death while rocking on the toilet.

Feces of Death by sinner86 February 10, 2008

Vulcan Death Grip 

Using your Index finger, your middle finger and thumb to administer a hold above the Adam's apple and under the chin. Hold for 10 seconds.

Captin Spock uses the Vulcan Death Grip with his poopy ears.

Vulcan Death Grip by Matt Mintz May 22, 2006

Uber-death-muffin 

The Uber-death-muffin is the only known cure for Caids (a rare hybrid of cancer and aids). There is only one Uber-death-muffin known in existence, yet no one afflicted with Caids has been brave enough to try it, due to its warning label. It is said that anyone who eat it will have their Caids cured, but is destined to die in a way Over 9000 times more painful than they were originally destined!

Dude, so I heard you got Caids! Man, have I got the solution to all your problems.....its an Uber-death-muffin!

GTFO!!!! I'D RATHER DIE OF CAIDS!!!!!!

Uber-death-muffin by Douglas Adams42 June 1, 2009

Anal Death 

When you are fucked raw, so hard his dick gets stuck in your ass never to be seen again, until you spontaneously combust because you can't shit.

"Wow, I want him to kill me with the anal death."

I can't think of another example...

Anal Death by Personwhosbored July 8, 2018

dies of fucking death 

A very tragic word that refers to dieing of death

bus driver: im gonna drive off to brazil
That one girl: dies of fucking death

dies of fucking death by Thedierofdeather December 24, 2021

Sucking on a bucket of death 

1) to be hungover
2) to be sick
3) to Generaly feel like shit
4) Oraly pleasing a 80 year old hooker

" man I was with your Grandma last night sucking on a bucket of death"

"man I'm sucking Sucking on a bucket of death this morning, fuckin tequilia."

Sucking on a bucket of death by Mclovin27 January 21, 2008

Five Finger Death Punch 

A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.

Person 1: Do you like Five Finger Death Punch?
Person 2: Go kill yourself.

Five Finger Death Punch by AForestOfPubes December 29, 2016