John bread 

Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'

'Are we out of John bread again?'

John bread by The Moai July 14, 2006

John Lennon 

To be the first one of a group to fail, die, sell out, move on, etc.
ALSO
Used interchangeably with Yoko Ono; to forsake your friends, band, etc. for a woman.

We'd agreed to all stay friends after graduation, but then Eddie got a job in Tulsa and John Lennoned on us. At least he wasn't like Jim. That dude totally Yoko Ono'd with that skank Sherry.

John Lennon by TrixieintheHill January 11, 2006

john lennon 

Someone we have been forced to call great and talented because he got popped off by some loony and now we are forced to swallow what a great guy he apparently was and how he was the creative force of the Beatles when in reality he was a washed-out hypocrite who only ever succeeded because he rided on Paul McCartney's talents. My friend says he is the human form of love and peace. Yes that's why he abandoned his friends while remaining bitter, twisted and childish about the whole Beatle business. Whole lotta love and peace there...err not. Once you've heard one Lennon song, you've heard them all.

We need to stop thinking John Lennon is a "legend" and accept him for what he really was - a stupid arsehole.

john lennon by Ramone Wyman November 26, 2006

john kerry 

-Sir Flip-Flops alot.
-Half of the "Hair ticket".
-His partner/running mate,the biggest douche in the universe(Mr. glorious hairdo),John Edwards,claims that John Kerry (if elected) will heal the crippled that they will quote:"get up out of their wheelchairs and walk",if John Kerry is elected!!!!

Now OBVIOUSLY he's lying!!!

John Kerry CANNOT "heal people in wheelchairs" and have them "get up out of their wheelchairs and walk" simply "if" he is elected.

see also;fruitball,nutjob,flake,snake-oil salseman,etc.

john kerry by These Ridiculous Flip-Flopping LIARS with the pretty hair are a JOKE! August 18, 2006

john legend 

he is a new singing artist who is goint to rock thi word with his soulful music!

alicia keys the male version

john legend by nomsa October 21, 2004

John Thomas 

Fuckboy

Don't be such a John Thomas

John Thomas by Idontcare__ December 4, 2014

John and Yoko 

A slang term for marijuana, namely the pills. The name "John and Yoko" obviously refers to the late 1960's radicals John Lennon and Yoko Ono who were arrested on charges of posession of the narcotic.

Hey buddy, wanna try some John and Yoko? They say it's a gateway drug!

John and Yoko by Soapus July 24, 2006