I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

I didn't sign up for this! by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

i like men 

i like men
hairy men
hott men
hayden box

i like men
wdym

HAyden box is what i mean

i like men by Rickbitdhd November 17, 2021

I'm gooping/I'm gunking 

A word that you say when you feel proud of your actions, and what you just did.

"I think I did a good job on the test, I'm gooping/I'm gunking!"
"I'm gooping/I'm gunking! This porch I built looks awesome."

I'm gooping/I'm gunking by The gunker March 22, 2023

i want to die 

what do u think it means

i want to die by no one cares September 13, 2003

"i'm not gay" urinal 

The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" urinal open.

"i'm not gay" urinal by Jake Herman February 14, 2007

i love you text 

A phenomenon started by a user on mylifeisaverage.com in which a person texts "i love you" to random phone numbers, or numbers other users post in comments on MLIA.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.

i love you text by rabidsensibility August 5, 2009

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate 

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate by mockschmock December 9, 2006