Ass-Jackal 

Ass-Jackal <noun>: A foolhearty person of limited wit.
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Ass-Jackal: Imaginary/mythical animals, whose life is spent upon the hind-quarters of humans, and emit dimwitted guffaws everytime said human does something foolish.

"Seeing Georgie fall from the balcony, I realised what an ass-jackal he is".

Ass-Jackal by Mike Lindgren March 2, 2006

Ass flap 

1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.

"Get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap!"

Ass flap by 1911a1 September 5, 2008

Ass Dialer 

Someone who is a bumbler or a slacker. The term arose after an incident in which a number was inadvertantly dialed after the phone's owner had placed the phone in his back pocket.

Bob did nothing but wilf on his computer all day--he's such and ass dialer. (or) Jack tied his shoes together and then tried to walk home like the ass dialer that he is.

Ass Dialer by Laura Crandall May 9, 2007

ass dip 

Putting a dip of snuff in your ass.

Dude, Raymond, you won't take an ass dip.

ass dip by KK16 July 6, 2008

Ass Pimp 

Is a pimp who owns man hoes and sells them for sexual pleasure.

Look at that guy over there, hes an ass pimp

Ass Pimp by toxicity777 October 16, 2008

ass rodent 

a small furry critter inserted into the anal cavity of a male to provide stimulation and pleasure through the use of the mammal's tiny but sharp claws.

"Who let my ass rodent out of its cage?"

"When Dave came over, Mike took out the ass rodent."

ass rodent by Ani & Melissa October 18, 2008

ass-in-nine 

the rare, superlative idiot that constitutes the statistic ass within nine people.

A: Dude did you just hear that!
B: Such an ignorant comment.
A: Yeah, he's definitely the ass-in-nine.

ass-in-nine by jammyjam55 December 24, 2008