The Last Great Console

The Nintendo Entertainment System or NES

I was playing Super Mario 3 and Duck hunt the other day and wondered why these aren't world wide treasure in a museum.

by Capn Polly September 19, 2003

Lasso

Lasso is a product by OmniPilot. Currently its at version 8. It is a language, an application server, a dessert topping, AND a floor wax! It allows for a webserver to poll a database and then to return the results of that poll to a webpage. And that's just the tip of the iceberg as far as Lasso is concerned.

What version of Lasso do you use ?

by M i l e s December 23, 2004

lasers

Where we'd be if we did'nt have gun powder.

Cory: And where would we be if the Chinese had'nt invented gunpowder?

Jamie: Lasers...

by vietnam 68 June 28, 2007

Lassie

Dogs in human form, agressive personalities who like fetching things.

What's that Neil, little timmy is trapped down the mine shaft?

by Ed Hann-Job May 28, 2003

Lashley

A disliked person who gets into alot of trouble by hating the Irish, taking stuff without permission and expects something for nothing.

Irishman: Hello
Lashley: Piss off, I hate you! Change your nationality then I'll like you

Hard working person: Hey look what I made
Lashley: Yoink!
Everyone: Lashley you dickweed, make your own

Lashley: Hey give me some money even though I don't deserve it
Randomer: Fuck you Lashley, go and earn it

by vanderplonk September 28, 2007

lasagna

Much like the burrito, a sexual act for the female's pleasure/humiliation. Like the burrito, the act consists or fucking her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order, however, there is one difference. In the lasagna, before you stick it in her mouth, you punch her once in the head.

Damn bitch was mouthin' off again at the bar, so when I got her home it was time for her lasagna. But she loves it, she's so great.

by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003

Last Don

A candidate for one of the best DOD players in the continental United States. In his favor, he is Aian/Pacific Islander, a former active duty Marine, and a cock comparable to John Holmes.

You're almost as good as The Last Don in dod. KtP!

by JN June 25, 2003