2 definitions by StrangePlanet

Much like the burrito, a sexual act for the female's pleasure/humiliation. Like the burrito, the act consists or fucking her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order, however, there is one difference. In the lasagna, before you stick it in her mouth, you punch her once in the head.
Damn bitch was mouthin' off again at the bar, so when I got her home it was time for her lasagna. But she loves it, she's so great.
by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003
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A sexual act, for the female's pleasure/humiliation. The full act is to fuck her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order. The last part is the tasty burrito. See also lasagna.
Last time I banged my ex, I was way pissed at her, so I gave her a burrito.
by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003
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