swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

swing a dead cat by Coell September 23, 2005

Cootie Cat 

Punani; pumtang; vagina

Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat

Cootie Cat by Coodie Cat July 12, 2018

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs 

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs by You will not win today July 22, 2011

Sour Cat 

When you're being a downer, cranky, a negative nancy.

Britney was being a sour cat today, he wouldn't let me borrow his bike.

Sour Cat by MANDYGABRIELLE October 22, 2010

Crazy Cat Gentleman 

They exist, they are the male version of a Crazy Cat Lady.

"Crazy cat gentleman! you have too many cats!"
"Bollocks, I can never have too many felines."

Crazy Cat Gentleman by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

stinker cat 

Most handsomest feline in the world. Very regal and demanding. Expects and deserves to be treated like a King. If there is a dime size hole in his food bowl, you must shake it until the hole dissapears. If his water has floaties in it, you must change his water. You own nothing and he owns everything. He shares his bed and sofa with you, you just pay for it all.

He is so spoiled, he must be a stinker cat.

stinker cat by Catwoman74 December 20, 2016

Tuxedo Cat 

A cat with a black and white pattern.

Me: I just got a Tuxedo Cat!!

Tuxedo Cat by le.moon.xde December 3, 2020