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ClockinJockey

A ClockinJockey is a person that keeps time for various things. Usually seen wearing a whistle and an under armor t shirt. Baggy jeans usually. Baseball cap that reads “clockinjock”
Botrastimo is a wonderful clockinjockey, just last week he timed how fast I could eat an apple!
by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021
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clockwork

A safe way of saying "Male Masturbation" in front of an anti-sex snowflake. It comes from the word "Cock-work".
Male 1: Sorry I couldn't make it to the meeting yesterday, I was so busy with clockwork that I forgot.
Male 2: Haha gotta love clockwork
Snowflake: Confused yet still acceptable to my terms of vocabulary use and it doesn't seem like it invades nor defies my restrictions of sexually-referenced wording.
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021
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Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it
damn she clocked his shit.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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Clocked

I clocked his ass.

Bro he got clocked.
by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021
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Clocked

“I clocked his dumbass
“It was crazy bro he got clocked”
by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021
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clocklexia

A disease similar to dyslexia that makes it hard for the sufferer to tell time, arrive on time or manage thier time sufficiently.
Denae won't get there on time, she has clocklexia.
by Don j schicowski January 17, 2022
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Clocker

When you roll a blunt and you’re given props for rolling it good.
Damnn bruh Joey rolled a clocker !
by Killmyself16 February 3, 2022
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