internet penis

Internet Penis: This is an expression that obviously means sonebody's "penis" over the internet. Somebody might order an internet penis, or use one to, say, wave it in someones face in online gaming.

Email: Helo Tomothy, due u wunt a bigger pen15? click hear<---

..........2 minutes later........
Ding Dong.......

Timmy: Ha! My internet penis is here! Hey Regular penis! Guess what? *Shun*

by ZuumTec October 26, 2006

Penis Jeans

Extra tight fitting jeans that enhance the penis area for guys. Usually look gay or are extra tight punk style. Worn on Thursdays at High Schools in Washington for a joke holiday called "Penis Jeans Thursday" Only guys can wear penis jeans, and usually they are only worn on Thursday unless you are a womo and like to wear them everyday like Nick Wax.

Really tight jeans from Abercrombie or Old Vintage tight crappy jeans that are 2 sizes too small.

Penis Jeans (noun). Used in a sentence "Hey you, nice penis jeans! its not thursday"

by Carso September 29, 2008

penis cream

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Penis Explosion

When you ejaculate all over you sexual partner

You "Dude i totally just had a Penis Explosion all over that girl"

Friend "Fuck Yeah, nice work dude"

by Sexual Joe June 16, 2011

Penis Pump

A dance move for males to both relieve stress and turn on a female by moving his/her feet in a specific pattern along with hand movements.

The young boy did the penis pump to turn on his crush

by Alex12312321 April 1, 2010

penis breath

Breath one has that is equal to or stronger than the smell of a dick.

Elaine brushed her teeth with my dick and has the breath of penis smell.

by Dave October 29, 2003

penis girl

a girl with who has a penis instead of a vagina

you should check with some friends to make sure your not dating a penis girl

by Tyler S May 14, 2005