A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
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A term used to describe a person's situation when they have invested in a cryptocurrency and hold a token for extended periods of time, through ups and downs, not because of conviction, hope or mental fortitude (as in the case of diamond hands), but rather, because they have lost their private keys and have no choice but to hold forever without ever being able to realise the gains.
Diamond hands is about holding a cryptocurrency even when it capitulates on the conviction or hope that it will some day rise again. With diamond hands, the investor has the optionality to sell some time in the future.
By contrast, with concrete hands, you're stuck, forced to ride market cycles and deal with the psychological torture of never being able to cash out your investment if it turns out well, all because you lost your private keys.
Diamond hands is about holding a cryptocurrency even when it capitulates on the conviction or hope that it will some day rise again. With diamond hands, the investor has the optionality to sell some time in the future.
By contrast, with concrete hands, you're stuck, forced to ride market cycles and deal with the psychological torture of never being able to cash out your investment if it turns out well, all because you lost your private keys.
Bertie: Poor JT, the guy bought 100 BTC in 2013 but lost his keys and can't access them.
Benny: Ah, that's terrible, that's the worst case of concrete hands I've come across.
Benny: Ah, that's terrible, that's the worst case of concrete hands I've come across.
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You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
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