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Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.
"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"
by Claym0re March 23, 2025
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Birds

The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.
by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
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java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
by gritpoit February 7, 2010
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Bird

A term used to describe girls in England normally used by cringey chavs.
That bird is fit!
by SomeCooooolGuy January 19, 2019
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Bird

Flipping someone off while driving a car with obnoxiously loud music
You:OMG an old geezer, flip him a bird dude!
Me:Right on man
by Girafiella September 21, 2019
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ugly bird

A straight up nasty girl, not good nasty, just like damn, so nasty.
"YO MANG YOU SEE ALLISON?"
"DAMN SHE LOOKIN LIKE AN UGLY BIRD!"
"SQUAAA!!"
by TrapPharaohRogerBrown May 7, 2018
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Iron Bird

The Iron Bird is when an engineer (Canadian) throws up their pinky showing their Iron Ring to demonstrate their knowledge/confidence.
Worker 1: " You shouldn't go in there"

Engineer: *flipping up pinky with Iron Ring and thus the Iron Bird* "It's alright, I'm an Engineer"
by bogenator December 31, 2022
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