Definitions by Claym0re

Karking 

The act of defecating into an urn, that still has the ashes contained within.

"I never should've broken up with Alex, he snuck into my house last night and decided to give Grandma Stacy a good Karking."

Karking by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Gizoring

Gizoring is the act of the Gizzler, the person who initiates the Gizoring, slapping another person's Adam's apple with their penis so hard that the person who is receiving the Gizoring, the Gizoree, begins to cough.

"Me and Brantley switched positions last night, I was the Gizzler and he was the Gizoree. We were Gizoring all night long."

Gizoring by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Columbian Milk Mustache 

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

Columbian Milk Mustache by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Mesopotamian Bird Butting 

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

Mesopotamian Bird Butting by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Upknucking 

To violently give oral sex and ejaculate in a person's mouth, then uppercutting them so hard that the ejaculate flies out of their mouth.

"That date last night was so crazy, she asked if we could do some upknucking."

Upknucking by Claym0re March 7, 2025