saucy apples

Alasters Personal dildo
Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day
by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS August 15, 2015
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Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
HOLY HELL
by CosmicPantom2896 October 09, 2022
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Apple Turnover

The act of fucking a girl from behind, cumming on her back , and pouring cinnanmon on top. Then, flipping her over and putting an apple in her mouth
I wanted to do something kinky for my birthday so I gave my girlfriend an apple turnover. She wasn't nearly as amused afterwards as I was. She said the cinnamon burned...
by xTHEBEATDOCTORx March 03, 2017
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moldy apple

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.
"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"
by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013
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apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia
Mind the apple crossing dear
by Thefurry101 September 21, 2015
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Apple On a Stick

Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246

Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine

Boys, Girls having fun

Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits

Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen

1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10

No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
by Urmiddlechild June 16, 2022
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bushwick apple

when you put a chewed apple up some girls hole
i gave a bushwick apple to my date in that party
by the calder of our times March 25, 2017
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