Polish Hand Grenade

The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.

Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.

by Wignigg December 9, 2008

the devil's left hand

Another name for gin.

Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.

by Nick D April 3, 2004

one handed typer

adj. Chronic Masturbator
n. Somebody who is masturbating to text over IM

i'm only using one hand, i'm beating joel

by CM Oreo March 26, 2004

"Manos" The Hands of Fate

One of the worst films of all time, being beat out possibly by only Plan 9 From Outer Space and Monster A Go-Go. It contains all of 3 sets, a random Frank Zappa looka-alike, and Torgo, who is perhaps the sexiest man of all time (with his own amazingly repeditive and annoying theme music to boot).

How could anyone possibly make a movie this bad?

by Mattersy January 9, 2004

Holy Hand Grenade

First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.

"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.

by BizarroTravis May 14, 2009

right hand douche

Anyone in north america who drives an import that is right hand drive. Typically a toyota, honda, mazada, or nissan.

This guy: Look at that douche driving the right hand drive Supra

That guy: wow, what a right hand douche. Look he is evening rocking a douche beard.

by Thatguy?thisguy! March 20, 2009

ass to hand distance

the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.

usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)

depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.

it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.

my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass

Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass

by Con-man June 16, 2007