Battlejacks

Any sporting event where there is a tie must result in a tie breaker called battlejacks. Two opponents sit indian style across from each other and will jack each other off. Loser is who ejaculates first.

Chris and Mark tied in golf resulting in the first battlejacks match in history. The match between Mark and Chris was back and forth. Ultimately Mark retained the belt after Chris exploded. Chris later won the world championship training vigorously and retained his title for many years.

by Agnothin April 24, 2024

Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.

She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!

by istvq April 29, 2024

Battle Bus

Battle Bus

Slang term used within certain parts of the Fortnite community mostly by children and immature teenagers.
The term can be used to refer to one's penis / genitals.

"I spend the night at Stacey's house last night, she totally rode my Battle Bus."~

by Heliping May 2, 2024

Battle Ropes

When a woman has thin saggy tits, you can grab her by the nipples and use them as battle ropes to work out.

Her boobs hang so low we can use them as battle ropes for cardio today.

by Pitblue99 May 8, 2024

battlestench

The stench of a particular stinky individual, to the point where it helps when combatting others.

''Dude that guy Duarte totally has battlestench!''
''Yeah what a stinky cunt''

by janpieterzoonkoenenjoyer3000 May 24, 2024

Battle For The Trophy

It is an object show by Shamsnur Arefin, with a host named Hosty.

Battle For The Trophy is an underrated object show.

by Shamsnur Arefin May 26, 2024

Battle Bond

An ability that only Greninja from the Pokémon Sun/Moon demo have. In gen 7 when a Greninja with this ability knocks out a Pokémon it will become Ash-Greninja, this transformation also makes Water Shuriken stronger, raising it to 20 base power and making it guaranteed to hit 3 times. In gen 9 Greninja no longer becomes Ash-Greninja and it will instead raise Greninja's attack, special attack, and speed under the same conditions. Greninja with this ability are also always male, cannot breed, and shiny locked.

Girl: Hey what ability does your Greninja have?
Boy: My Greninja has the ability Battle Bond

by Joe Mama from Houseparty September 19, 2024