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hosty

1.Friendly and welcoming to strangers or guests.
2.(of an environment) Pleasant and favorable for living in.
a hosty family or friend
by packard August 1, 2012
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Like A Hostess

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
by SlopNChop July 26, 2016
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Hosto

Hosto or husto (Filipino) is from the word host. Also HARVATERO. It means a male GRO in a nightclub in Japan or a male Geisha to be specific. A night-shift worker in general.
Miguel is a hosto In Okinawa.
by Cyclonetrading June 21, 2021
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Ouran High School Host Club

An anime/manga - by Bisco Hatori - about a girl named Fujioka Haruhi, who attends Ouran Academy on a scholarship. She is middle-class, and considered a "commoner" by her peers, although she is the top student in the school. She is taken in by the Ouran High School Host Club (the Host Club is made up of "wealthy boys with time who entertain wealthy girls with time... It is an elegant game unique to this school") after breaking a vase valued at eight million yen ($80,000 U.S.). The manga/anime details daily adventures of the club, including dances, festivals, rivalries, character histories, etc. It is a shojo that is more comic than romantic, and can make fun of itself and its genre.
The main characters of Ouran High School Host Club are:
Haruhi Fujioka: The natural type
Tamaki Suou: The prince type (President of the club)
Kyouya Ootori: The cool type
Hikaru Hitachiin: The little devil type
Kaoru Hitachiin: The little devil type (Hikaru's twin brother)
Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: The loli-shota type
Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka: The wild type (Takes care of Honey)

Their types are their different appeals in the Host Club.
by NaivivTheRed October 20, 2006
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A much needed (but non-existent) sequel to Ouran High School Host Club anime. Go read the manga if you haven't, it might satisfy one more Ouran obsessed person (like me)
A vast majority of Ouran fans want Ouran High School Host Club season 2 now, now, NOW!
by RGBYGSCRSEFRLGDPPHGSS January 24, 2015
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Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007
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Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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