Won Mom
Won Mom by Blue Fireball July 19, 2003
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your mom down there
A: "hey you are ugly!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"
Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!
A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"
A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"
Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!
A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"
A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"
your mom down there by NakedDrummerr October 8, 2009
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Your mom
Your mom by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010
Generic Mom Answer
the answer a mom/mother gives you, that basically doesn't answer the question at all, but uplifts spirits at the same time or causes anger.
Son: mom do you think i would be a good doctor
Mom: you can be good at anything
Son: wow that is such a generic mom answer
Mom: you can be good at anything
Son: wow that is such a generic mom answer
Generic Mom Answer by SNAVETREBOR November 2, 2011
Twi- Mom
A mom that loves the Twilight Saga SO much, she is just as devoted as her kids. She wears T-shirst, has mugs, & memorabilia ALL about Twilight. Loving Twilight so much, it could make you pass out...
"Ugh! My mom is such a Twi- Mom, at the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, she went up to the screen, & started kissing Edward!"
"I wish my mom was a Twi- Mom!"
"I wish my mom was a Twi- Mom!"
Twi- Mom by Hippiechic98 January 3, 2013
ghost mom
A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.
A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
avocado mom
One of the most basic varieties of white mom. The avocado mom names her kids something "unique" like Charisma or Braxton (but calls a black woman who does the same "ghetto") and thinks applesauce is too spicy; her favorite hobbies include making dream boards and meeting for brunch with her "girlfriends" (all platonic, this woman is homophobic) to gossip about the new jeggings Target just got in stock as she steers the conversation toward her kids, so she can brag about how her four year old son Rhombus is a ladies' man because he high fived a girl at preschool.
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
"Have you heard from Rachel since high school?"
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
avocado mom by supersnart February 28, 2017