dick up the ass

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

dick up the ass by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

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Zombie dick

A erection that happens when there is no sexual stimuli present. Usually during untimely situations. Mostly present in males going through puberty, but can happen from time to time in adult males.

I was sitting in a Alcoholic Anonymous and suddenly had a case of zombie dick.

Mr. Kelley didn't want to stand up to teach his because he had developed a zombie dick grading papers.

Zombie dick by MillerMan0203 December 29, 2010

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donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

donkey dick by Gnizzo December 28, 2005

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dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

dick nugget by fadsfdsfd February 2, 2008