baby beer

Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.
"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."
by chocolatesoldier March 07, 2017
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fear beer

That 3rd, 4th or 5th beer that you want to enjoy at a bar or restaurant, but you are terrified it will put you over the blood alcohol limit and increase your risk for getting a DUI. You may drink it anyway, but you are definitely worried with each sip you take and after you drive away.
I felt a slight buzz after my fourth beer, but I started to sweat with my fifth because I knew I had to drive home. That was my fear beer. beer, liquor, hard liquor, scotch, bourbon, drink, drunk, alcoholic, intoxicated, tipsy, wasted, kegger
by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
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Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.
by Jake larda September 14, 2021
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beer disco

the name of a band created by two entire asshoels
"have you heard of beer disco"
"no what is that"
"my band"
"oh cool when's your next gig?"
"YEA see u later haha"
by dogluvr64 April 03, 2018
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Beer Pants

The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.
James did a beer pants at Luca's house the other night.
by martdevitto January 25, 2024
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beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.
Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash
by Brot2392323409 May 07, 2015
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Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.
"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."
by madkat9 March 10, 2017
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