Definitions by madkat9

Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

Secondhand Boner by madkat9 August 14, 2019

Beer Surfing 

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

Beer Surfing by madkat9 March 10, 2017