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alfresco banging

Outdoor sex, ideally in a picturesque location such as on a riverbank.
“Do you want my meat by the river today, Lara?”

“Oh, go on then, Niall. I’m always up for a bit of alfresco banging.”
by Lil Moon, the OG MG October 26, 2025
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Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example
Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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Bange

to commit in sexual act with female counterpart or parts. Ex. Genital, Oral, Anal, Digital.
I wanna bange her in the Benz truck
by Ppjuulpod January 7, 2021
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bang man

Anjelica: Hey Noah, there's this guy named Miles that I really like. Do you think you could help me out and be my bang man?

Noah: I guess so, ass hat.
by BoahGee December 11, 2022
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Bang a gong

Literally punching about, going crazy, doing crazy things, hitting on a girl
by bali July 13, 2021
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Bang

When you buy something online then try it on and it doesn't bang
by Tobyflenderson69 January 24, 2017
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banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017
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