Epi-Zoody

What Paw-Paw, who knew everything and was one of the best men in the world called anything and everything that ailed us. From the common cold to chicken pox Paw-paw's professional medical opinion was "you've caught the epi-zoody" .

Grandchild -Paw-paw I don't feel good.

Paw-paw- Oh no, have you got the epi-zoody?
Grandchild- I think so.

Paw-paw- Well you better run on in and let Maw-maw see if you're gonna make it.

by Princess Weirdo February 2, 2022

Indian zoot

A zoot with mixed spices (Mixed grinded up aromatic plants)

“Hey, come join me for an Indian zoot in the garden”
“This Indian zoot i just smoked was fire”

by Tia amerena January 13, 2023

Rainforest Zoot

A zoot with weed, hash and a whole bunch of kief

“yo bro do you want smoke a rainforest zoot?”

by zootedbean July 26, 2023

Skud Zoot

A skud zoot is when you scrape together all your bumpers and combine them into one zoot

"Theres a weed drought, we might have to roll a skud zoot"

by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II August 15, 2023

Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

by the fucking machine February 2, 2012

zoonderps

a god, the best human being in the world, a sexy privileged white male.

Hey look its Zoonderps! hes so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Zoonderps January 4, 2021

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 2, 2003