Zombie Talk

Calling a person early in the morning after you've just woke up and talking in a half sleep voice.

Calling a person and waking that person up counts as well.

(calling-other end picks up) "Hello?"
(you-groggy and sleepy) "Heyyyyyy-whu whu when's da parttee?"
(other end) "Dear God don't Zombie Talk me! Go back to bed.
(you) "ruh huh? Okay goodbuh" *ZZZZZzzz*

by PatrickisL October 22, 2011

Zomance

A friendship between two people during a zombie apocalypse. Has been known to happen between men and women or couples of the same gender. Normally an argument must happen for them to admit their true friendship or the death of one by zombie kill.

Chip and Bernie are not only awesome zombie killers but they are a true zomance that keeps them safe.

Those guys wives are jealous of their zomance, they just don't understand it.

by MelodyPepe July 1, 2012

zombie siren

Type of snoring that is loud enough to wake the dead. Also referred to as a zombie siren as this type of noise attracts zombies and the undead alike extremely fast.

So, the roommate is pretending to be a zombie siren in his sleep, I went to get my headphones but left my phone to play music on, sigh.

by labmixz December 10, 2012

Zompted

When Anna is very tired from walking.

I did good and went walking. I'm zompted

by Greatness Personified July 31, 2017

zombie meme

A dead meme that returns to relevancy by some means, often via 4chan or reddit.

The appearance might not be exactly the same, but the format and idea behind the meme has not changed

OP: The pooh bear man of culture meme is just a repackaged expanding intellect meme. They're basically the same.

Guy in the comments: That's a zombie meme, my dude. An old meme that came back with a different look.

by akuwardmoments August 17, 2019

Zombie Ass

A dirty, stank asshole that smells like a dead carcass.

I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.

I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.

by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020

zommered

An individual who went out of their way to censor, block, ban, cancel, silence and/or ban someone for disagreeing with their position.

All I said was that I disagree with what you said and you went and zommered me from your chat forum.

by spreadtruth76 January 12, 2021