Zipper Placement Disorder

the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of said zipper, this may result in great anger and immediate replacement of the zipper.

Urrrg, you just messed up my zipper, now my zipper placement disorder is kicking in.

by Wibl Kilvn February 1, 2009

zipperhead

A layered shot.

Is usually made by filling a shot glass with ice. Add a straw before filling with liquor.
Layer one: Chambord (raspberry liquor)
Layer two: Vodka
Layer three: Club soda

But at the bar that I work at, we also make zipperheads with the following layers:
Layer one: Raz-a-taz (raspberry Schnapps)
Layer two: Raspberry Stoli
Layer three: Sprite

They ordered a round of zipperheads for everyone at the bar.

by laurenee..570 August 2, 2008

zipperdyrms

A balding old man, who generally works in retail

My manager is a right zipperdyrms.

by wermy December 9, 2008

Zipper

A person who is on a single's dating site, and punches in different zip codes, for different cities, in his search for single people, that are members of his dating service, but that are outside of his limited local (home) zip code.

Rose: I'm getting tired of seeing the same people, on this single's dating site. Victor: Hey, Rose, you should become a zipper. Rose: Whats a zipper? Victor: Just somebody that punches, in different, zip codes, for different cities, that way you have access to every city, every member, accross the country. Rose: Thanks, Victor,I guess if i find someone, it would have been worth becoming a zipper, thanks.

by Victor Osejo March 7, 2007

zipperhead

in the army during the late 60's and 70's
a soldier that was a stoner would part his hair down the middle, like it was when he had long hair before he got drafted.

"look there's a zipperhead, he will know where we can get some smoke"

by mediature August 11, 2008

zipper

type of hairstyle

That zipperhead looks like he would rip your head off and crap down your throat.

by and you'd like it October 13, 2003

zipper poper

when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load

I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.

by pwnmaster69 May 5, 2009