A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.
Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014
Get the Double wide and elbow deepmug. A term derived from the garment industry, meaning of high quality and/or genuine. Since material that was made of one consistent fibre, such as wool, was often thought of as being best for clothing, and since fabric that was made in yard widths was best for hand tailors to work on, this was considered the criteria for excellence.
A:" Have you seen the new girl in the accounts department?"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"
by D F Stuckey April 6, 2004
Get the all wool and a yard widemug. Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."
Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
by Madmoses September 14, 2007
Get the i have a wide stancemug. A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.
by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007
Get the tight pants wide stancemug. A term referencing any person and/or object that is nasty, old or considered trailer trash. More specifically, it applies to the large SCSI cables that were used on large computer equipment and scanners back in the 90's.
Run Ma! He has a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy)!
She moved into a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).
That girl is a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).
She moved into a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).
That girl is a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).
by christo101 October 6, 2008
Get the Double-wide SCSImug. Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.
by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 6, 2009
Get the 3 Axe Handles Widemug. The love of the Southern heritage (whether you have it or not) all around the world for hillbillys, rednecks, hicks, country boys, etc.
by Simonds July 20, 2006
Get the rebel pride nation widemug.