whump

half way between a lump and a wave

whump in the carpet.

by graywood June 12, 2010

Whelpley

A snivelling litte effeminate tool of a weasel man that acts nice to your face, but trashes you when you're not there. Likes to hang out with the catty bitches because he fits right in with them. Usually they are gay or bisexual since they only get some pussy about once a year.

Man #1 "that's a hot group of cheerleaders over there"
Man #2 "I hear that, but check out that fucking Whelpley in the middle of them"
Man #1 "shit! I thought that was just an ugly bitch. WTF"

by beefcurtainsally September 4, 2009

whomps

A word invented by TJ from the popular sitcom "recess" on abc kids. The word means "fuck" or in frustration.

Man, Principal Prickly is such a dick, this whomps.

by john doe November 14, 2003

whompum

similar to puttin' it on 'em.

lettin' 'em have it.

conquering all.

You got your ass whomped.

We are out here whompin' 'em.

Straight up whompum.

by Sir Awesome November 22, 2007

Whomp Whomp

1. Anything good.

2. Something awesome.

Examples:

1. I gave him a whomp whomp last night.

2. I got bit on the whomp whomp!

3. That's a whomp whomp!

by Ninja Guitarist September 18, 2009

Whomper

A cloddish person who is aware of their unsophisticated and crass manner, but who takes great pains to display their uncouth affectations with an unwarranted sense of pride.

Used to describe a person like a bumpkin, but without regard to their geographical location or origin such as hillbilly.

You can take the whomper out of the trailer court, but you can't take the trailer court out of the whomper.

Could that whomper get any more laundry baskets worth of crap into the back of that 78 Impala?

by lauramae August 21, 2007

whompin

huge; enormous

The town may decide they want some big whompin' thing like a casino, or factory on that site

by JC83 February 17, 2010