eat my ass with that weak shit

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

weak tit

A phrase meaning lame, disappointing, generally not cutting it.

Some guys watching a sporting event in which one of the athletes muffs it:

"That was weak tit man"

by Latenite June 11, 2006

weakest link

1: The Weakest Link is a game show in which contestants answer a wide range of questions while trying to earn more money with each correct answer. The show first started in the UK in 2000, but has been done in many other countries as well.

This show was most popular for its UK host "Anne Robinson", who probably had to be the most annoying bitch on television at the time. Her shrill voice and expressionless face just left you wanting to reach out and throttle her.

2: Used to describe someone whos intelligence or physical abilities are less then average.

1: "I'd like to slap that Anne Robinson around a bit and show her who the real weakest link is."

2: "Man, we would be winning right now if it wasn't for our damn goalie... hes definitely the weakest link"

by D to the S to the Izzle December 14, 2008

weakness

Useing hate to cover up emotions instead of dealing with them.

BEING A HATEFUL IDIOT with no condescending elegance or brains, weakness.

by theartistofdeath January 18, 2006

Stall-Whaker

One who openly masturbates in a public bathroom, and is caught doing so.

That kid is so stupid, damn Stall-Whaker.

by Aaron Higgins April 16, 2006

yo shit is weak

When an opponet is bringin a sub-par game to the table in a competition or challenge of some sort. Can even be affiliated with a persons dress (appearance), style, or pimpin game on twat at the clubs or "scene"

"Yo going up to a girl and studdering while your drooling out of yo mouth aint giong to get you laid, go home and hit the hunter online, cause yo shit is weak."

"Dogg you just got dominated 5-0 in Mario Kart, giv me that controller yo shit is weak!"

by Cezar June 28, 2006

Whak?

Not to be confused with whak, whak? (with question mark) is short for "what the fuck?" It first appeared in this context on 30 Rock on 3/25/2010, and was uttered by the inimitable Tina Fey, expressing disbelief. It is also ideally suited for Twitter, collapsing 14 characters into 5. Finally, it requires no additional modifiers, standing on its own.

Whak? As in, what the fuck?

by eporres March 31, 2010