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Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity
Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.
by Brandon john April 23, 2012
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Welfare Necklace

A padlock & chain worn like a necklace. Worn because you cannot afford a real necklace or as a joke.
Hey Dave! Look at Tristan over there! He's wearing a welfare necklace! His parents are poor!
by Mokosus July 14, 2018
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Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.
"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."
by Rorolik May 9, 2025
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Welfare Weed

Pot that is cheaper because it is mid grad quality. Usually, people in the poor working class will buy this because of it's cheap price. Sometimes, people will wait until the first of the month to get this kind of pot.
I have a joint to burn, but it's welfare weed, so it's going to have to be a fatty. OR Go out and find me herb, just don't bring back any welfare weed.
by JerryNicoDemon January 19, 2021
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Welfare Warrior

An unemployed shit talker who needs government assistance to stay off the streets.
Johnny: “Don’t walk through that neighborhood, it’s full of welfare warriors
Tim: “Oh shit, I didn’t notice since its night time
by Goofy Goober YEA September 25, 2025
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IT Welfare

Performing Information Technology task(s)/job(s) for employees, clients or customers who do not have the skill set to perform the task(s)/job(s) or are unwilling to do it for themselves.
When Users don't complete UAT properly its our jobs to provide IT Welfare and do the job for them...
by jabanks69 May 2, 2018
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welfare loss

A person who doesn't produce at his/her allocatively efficient point (lazy ass)
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