Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.

Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.

by King.Shlong April 12, 2011

Waffle-bration

Celebrating with waffles

SomeJack: hey what's on for later ?
DifferentJack: it's waffle-bration night bro

by AnotherJack January 1, 2014

Waffleausea

The feeling you get after you just ate one too many bites of your delicious syrup soaked waffle when you knew you were already far passed full.

Oh man, I wish I didn't eat that last bite of my pancakes. I've got waffleausea.

by Jennysioux November 7, 2014

WaffleBoggle

A woman takes a frozen eggo waffle then rolls it up and shoves it up her pussy then waits 24 hours to take it out and gets a bottle of spray butter and applies the butter to the soggy waffle and tears it into bits then shoves it up a mans urethane and after he ejaculates she proceeds to lick up the creamy bits

Dat bitch WaffleBoggle me so damn good

by PackagedWolf237 June 5, 2016

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.

"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018

Waffle Rape

The act or force of being pulled out of your own bed in order to make waffles in the morning

Ben - " my mom waffle raped me this morning because she wanted breakfast"
Kaley - " Oh my God! Are you ok?"

by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019