He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!
by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022
Get the Cheese Wankermug. ' Look at that Costa Wanker waiting for his shit latte'
Or
'I can't get a coffee because the que is full of Costa wankers'
Or
'I can't get a coffee because the que is full of Costa wankers'
by dog tits July 5, 2016
Get the Costa Wankermug. by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016
Get the bearded wankermug. Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.
by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011
Get the Blackberry Wankermug. "Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."
by laura898 November 26, 2020
Get the Word Wankermug. Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA September 30, 2018
Get the Travel Wankermug. Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'
by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005
Get the wanker's tanmug.