Wanker
General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
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Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."
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wanker
someone that busts caps too often, used as an insult. can be used as an insult even if the insulted does not nut often.
WANKER!!! WANKA!!! YOU'RE A WILLY WANKER OF WISCONSIN ARENT YOU!!! I identify as a wanker because I commit wank.
wanker by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025
Wanker.
Literally meaning masturbator. Just as a normal person would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.
He calls himself by his own nickname. What a wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!
Wanker. by AntiWanker June 27, 2018
Wanker’s Sheen
When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.
Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
Wanker’s Sheen by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020