A Wannabe Pikey is a middle-class inverted snob 11 to 16 year old, who's keen to be seen and heard as working class chav, and/or pikey.
Wannabe Pikeys try their hardest to look hard and get the gear and bling just right. Usually more obnoxious and violent than the real thing. Dead giveaway is being spotted driving their own small hatchback mummy's just bought, usually full of similarly styled mates. Real Pikeys' walk or ride buses to smoke in. My daughters schools' full of em, and famous for it!.
by Shederector May 22, 2006
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Gangster wannabees in most areas usually point more towards latino/hispanics. Because of the still growing population of hispanics that are dominating poorer areas, some areas over populated with these trend-following people.
Guys- MUST have sagging jeans. Dickies is a popular brand. Shirts are usually sport related, have some type of character on it with fake diamonds stitched on (like a be-jewled "gangster" spongbob) are of brands that they don't even know about (like the ever so popular "famous stars and straps" logo that in reality is a SKATEBOARD brand logo) and most often shirts are polos, or plain-t's that are hiddious neon colors, most popular are yellow, green and blue. Shoes are usually expensive sport brand shoes that are named after basketball players, are "limited addition" or things like Reebok, Adidas, K-Swiss and Nike. Hair must have lots of gel that makes it look all sticky and shiny and stiff. It's usually spiked.
girls- Gangster Wannabee girls ALWAYS wear tight name brand jeans that are supposed to show off their asses. Shirts are always revealing. Younger generations of gangster wannabee girls stuff their bras. Must have overly large hoop earings. Fake nails are very popular, as well as gold rings on every finger. Both male and female ware exesive amounts of gold and rarely wear things like silver. Shoes are the same brands as the males and they often spend time comparing shoes and obsessing over keeping them clean. I don't see the point. if you want them clean all the time keep them in a glass box.
Music: Hip Hop, R&b, and Rap.
"reageton" a spanish/english mixed version of rap, hip-hop and r&b is also fairly popular, considering most gangster wannabees ARE latinos.
I don't liek their lifestyles. Girls obess over bein sexy and guys obsess over getting sex and money and it's just so dumb. Especially when middle school kids do it because their just flat out possers by joinging gangs at such you ages. (most gangster wannabes are associated with Crips or Bloods) I've lived this lifestyle before and it feels fake. And it is.
i am not racist against latinos for saying that they are the majority. It IS true, and I am hispanic as well.
Guys- MUST have sagging jeans. Dickies is a popular brand. Shirts are usually sport related, have some type of character on it with fake diamonds stitched on (like a be-jewled "gangster" spongbob) are of brands that they don't even know about (like the ever so popular "famous stars and straps" logo that in reality is a SKATEBOARD brand logo) and most often shirts are polos, or plain-t's that are hiddious neon colors, most popular are yellow, green and blue. Shoes are usually expensive sport brand shoes that are named after basketball players, are "limited addition" or things like Reebok, Adidas, K-Swiss and Nike. Hair must have lots of gel that makes it look all sticky and shiny and stiff. It's usually spiked.
girls- Gangster Wannabee girls ALWAYS wear tight name brand jeans that are supposed to show off their asses. Shirts are always revealing. Younger generations of gangster wannabee girls stuff their bras. Must have overly large hoop earings. Fake nails are very popular, as well as gold rings on every finger. Both male and female ware exesive amounts of gold and rarely wear things like silver. Shoes are the same brands as the males and they often spend time comparing shoes and obsessing over keeping them clean. I don't see the point. if you want them clean all the time keep them in a glass box.
Music: Hip Hop, R&b, and Rap.
"reageton" a spanish/english mixed version of rap, hip-hop and r&b is also fairly popular, considering most gangster wannabees ARE latinos.
I don't liek their lifestyles. Girls obess over bein sexy and guys obsess over getting sex and money and it's just so dumb. Especially when middle school kids do it because their just flat out possers by joinging gangs at such you ages. (most gangster wannabes are associated with Crips or Bloods) I've lived this lifestyle before and it feels fake. And it is.
i am not racist against latinos for saying that they are the majority. It IS true, and I am hispanic as well.
typical gangster Wannabee conversation:
Guy: "Hey sexy chica, what up?"
girl: "Nothing, just chillin. Where'd you get you're kicks?"
Guy: "At the mall. they were like $100 dollars."
girl: "daaammmmn. That's hot."
ahaha. Actual conversation I heard.
Guy: "Hey sexy chica, what up?"
girl: "Nothing, just chillin. Where'd you get you're kicks?"
Guy: "At the mall. they were like $100 dollars."
girl: "daaammmmn. That's hot."
ahaha. Actual conversation I heard.
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Hot Chick: Wait, what do we do again?
Teacher: Just put the plant under the microscope.
Hot Chick: That makes no sense. I don't understand what we're supposed to do.
Other Dude: *Rolls Eyes* uughhhh, she's wannabetarded, isn't she?
Hot Chick: Wait, what do we do again?
Teacher: Just put the plant under the microscope.
Hot Chick: That makes no sense. I don't understand what we're supposed to do.
Other Dude: *Rolls Eyes* uughhhh, she's wannabetarded, isn't she?
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Get the Wannaberry mug.Wannabe drifter's are showing up in more and more various locations but the native land of the W.D (wannabe drifter) is Temecula,California. Locating a W.D isn't that hard as their camouflage isn't very good, see they will typically have bright red Nissans (240 is the model of choice) and if their red nissan 240 is not bringing enough attention to them it is not rare to find them in hopes of priming their car in a low quality spray paint primer.
To see if the person is a W.D we need to be friends with this person on facebook so we can see if they upload pictures of their Red or Primered Nissan 240(parked) and then proceed to set the photo as their avatar or "default" picture. This will help us to further our knowledge on the W.D. or not matter because it shows us that the W.D. is simply bringing attention to his/herself (typical to the W.D.). Another Bonus to the facebook friendship is that we may see things such as "drifting is my life" or "i love drifting" in the persons status or "about me" section on the left side of their profile, this,besides giving us a good laugh, proves that the person does not infact drift because no real racer would post such a mindbogglingly ridiculous quote on his/her's profile.( the W.D. will also be very cocky and post things such as "Too bad there aren't any real racers around" when infact they are not a real racer at all)
To see if the person is a W.D we need to be friends with this person on facebook so we can see if they upload pictures of their Red or Primered Nissan 240(parked) and then proceed to set the photo as their avatar or "default" picture. This will help us to further our knowledge on the W.D. or not matter because it shows us that the W.D. is simply bringing attention to his/herself (typical to the W.D.). Another Bonus to the facebook friendship is that we may see things such as "drifting is my life" or "i love drifting" in the persons status or "about me" section on the left side of their profile, this,besides giving us a good laugh, proves that the person does not infact drift because no real racer would post such a mindbogglingly ridiculous quote on his/her's profile.( the W.D. will also be very cocky and post things such as "Too bad there aren't any real racers around" when infact they are not a real racer at all)
*Wannabe Drifter "W.A" is speeding by*
PERSON 1: dang that car was pretty cool! Person 2, did you see that?
PERSON 2: yeah it was just one of those wannabe drifters driving really fast trying to look cool.
PERSON 1: ohh wow yeah those guys are so cool!!!!!
W.D: *yells from window* im better than everyone in the world at drifiting!!!!!!!
PERSON 1: dang that car was pretty cool! Person 2, did you see that?
PERSON 2: yeah it was just one of those wannabe drifters driving really fast trying to look cool.
PERSON 1: ohh wow yeah those guys are so cool!!!!!
W.D: *yells from window* im better than everyone in the world at drifiting!!!!!!!
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Psh, he is just another wannabeib.
Psh, he is just another wannabeib.
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