Noun. A male who lurks, circles, pretends to be friends with, likes every girl's photo on Facebook, Instagram stalks every female, comments on every girl's photo on Facebook, waiting for that one moment of stupidity or weakness, in hopes of getting a naked pic/date/fuck from your or any girl. Has no regard for the personal space of females. Has no respect for boyfriends or relationships.
Mike the vulture liked every one of her photos and constantly text her in hopes someday she'd be dumb enough to give him some.
by XXX74XXX February 10, 2019
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by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019
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Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
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Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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by Fhhhggggf January 3, 2020
Get the Vulture mug.British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
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