Ugly Bastard

A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.
Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.
by BlimeyCunt June 06, 2018
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ugly zack

the least majestic species of zacks. They often get yelled at for no reason and are a big try hard at basketball. The most annoying out of the friend group and often try to fit it but gets bullied. they are irrelevant, talkative, (in the bad way).
by Ellison_hates_ugly_zacks June 08, 2019
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Ur ugly

What u say when ur bored and have nothing to say
Random person-... Ur ugly
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 06, 2020
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ugly chick

An ugly chick is the one in a group of girls at the bar that is the least becoming of any others in her group - and she knows it. Tries very hard to gain the attention that her more attractive friends get from the opposite sex - usually to the point of annoyance !
Dude, it's your turn to take one for the team and take the ugly chick tonight !
by tonare1 September 12, 2013
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ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.
1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
by Stafford May 31, 2005
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i'm ugly!

Person 1: "Ohh, God, spare me, I'm ugly!"
Person 2: "Just shut the fuck up."
by Person (: August 13, 2010
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Cartoon Ugly

When someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person
Joe: Hey Frito, would you bang Rita?

Frito: No way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!

Joe: Yeah man, and I heard the Warner brothers gave her the Eiffel tower too...
by Joe Bowers, Pvt February 13, 2010
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