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meat tug 

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.
Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
meat tug by John Koenig November 23, 2007
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Tubby Tug 

When fat people repeatedly tug on the front of their shirt to make it seem loser as not to attract the attention to fat tub of gue they have hanging off their front side. This is a very common occurance with people who are in denial that they are fat and refuse to buy larger t-shirts therefor they settle for the tubby tug.
Ryan has put on some extra weight lately and he constantly does the tubby tug because his shirt doesnt fit him anymore.
Tubby Tug by bealow2 October 16, 2009
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scrub and tug 

Term for the service one would receive at an Asian massage parlor. Typical service would be first to have the girl give you a "shower" while your naked and laying on a table. Next you receive a nice full body massage, then she turns you over and gives you a hand job (often referred to as a "happy ending").
I was in the city last weekend and got a nice scrub and tug to relax after a hectic week.
scrub and tug by phess001 October 23, 2006

Singles Game of Tug of War 

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.
Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.

monkey tug 

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.
monkey tug by Young James April 23, 2008

Turtle Tug 

A handjob received whilst on Adderall
Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies
Giving yourself a feverish, orgasmic wank job in the shower, pool, lake or other body of water.
Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.

Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
Wet Tug by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2016