Toilet

(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.

Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!

by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 6, 2022

Indian trail jr. High

A middle school in Addison Illinois were you witness more fights in three days than a professional boxer fights in thee years. At this school kids fake pregnancy’s for attention and will call you a “Nigger faggot” before they even know your name. At Indian trail kids can smoke weed faster than they can say there abc’s.

Have you seen the kids that go to Indian trail jr. High what a disgrace to this world

by 69my anus69 September 25, 2017

Trailer Hitch

For when a friend goes to bump fists with you and instead you quickly clamp your hand over theirs. It's supposed to feel unpleasant; a mean-spirited fist bump.

My buddy tried to fist bump me yesterday but instead I gave him a trailer hitch! Ha ha, he felt so violated! He was so angry, he chased me down the street!

by AFanOfMatt November 23, 2010

sperm toilet

A loose girl or woman. A slut. A female who is not very choosy about who is shooting semen into her. Sperm toilets are commonly found in nightclubs, bars, concerts, St. Patrick's Day parades, colleges and universities.
Sperm toilets make excellent temporary girlfriends because they all swallow.

That bar is full of young sperm toilets.
Wow, John's new girlfriend is the same sperm toilet who
blew us under the boardwalk last week.
Look! That sperm toilet just threw up green beer and semen.

by Louis P. July 17, 2006

Desecrated Toilet

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.

Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.

by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

trail of beers

A bar crawl style group drinking adventure in which the group dresses in native american garments (buckskin, feathers and war paint) and a group "leader" dresses as Andrew Jackson in a military uniform. The leader is charged with picking the route and stops along the crawl and forcing the group to leave at random before they have finished their fire water at each watering hole. The bars along the route have to gradually decline in quality of the service and classiness of their patrons. Participants who black/pass out along the way are stripped of their belongings by the rest of the group and left behind. If any natives find a way to trade for and/or steal enough clothing along the trail to become "civilized," they are allowed to help Jackson lead the crawl and can take drinks at random from the natives.

Steve got left behind on our trail of beers last night, they found him half naked in the urinal trough at the Shadium Inn covered in piss and war paint.

by sammietwoton June 25, 2012

toilethomo

Strictly speaking, a toilethomo is a socially conservative politician, clergyman, or other similar figure in a position of public trust, usually Republican, who enjoys sucking cock in public toilets.

"Senator Larry Craig is a toilethomo."

by johnnyjohnnyjohnny December 9, 2008