grunger/skater/normal:(walks past a townie)
townie: waort uuuu looookin aaat puuuuuuseeee
g/t/n: nothing you fuckin chav
townie: wart uuuu ganna doo ill git maa bruvas on uuuuu
townies mates (as theyd never say this alone) ohhhhhhhhhhh!
g/t/n: okay then (sacasticaly, then walks a way smikin while bres shout pussy after them
townie: waort uuuu looookin aaat puuuuuuseeee
g/t/n: nothing you fuckin chav
townie: wart uuuu ganna doo ill git maa bruvas on uuuuu
townies mates (as theyd never say this alone) ohhhhhhhhhhh!
g/t/n: okay then (sacasticaly, then walks a way smikin while bres shout pussy after them
by kill a chav September 10, 2008
Get the townie mug.US var. of British townie or towny: Comes from low income background. Wears fake "bling" (often times shiny plastic medallions dispensed by candy machines), oversized black sweatshirts,and oversized denim pants(gangsta style). Female specimens adorn themselves with "goth" style makeup: cheap foundation, blue eyeshadow/eyliner or black eyeliner. The townie skips school and "hangs" around urban developments in town. Speak of smoking (tobacco or anything illicit)and drinking and hate anyone "prep."
Normal person1: Hey, what'd the townies do to your car again?
Normal person2: They put a half eaten burrito in my windshield wiper and stole my purse.
Towny:HEY- don't be talkin' shit. I'll fuckin' beat you up, preppie.
Normal person2: They put a half eaten burrito in my windshield wiper and stole my purse.
Towny:HEY- don't be talkin' shit. I'll fuckin' beat you up, preppie.
by mabel April 26, 2005
Get the Townie mug.Along with Chav, the English definition for a ned. Townies have spread from Scotland to England and outlying countries in the past years. What I can say to that is this:
"Oh dear me."
"Oh dear me."
by Ned Seagoon September 2, 2005
Get the townie mug.i used to think townies were freaks, but i had some{meaning 2} townie friends, so i didnt hate them all.
but then i was in town with my friends{non townies, ie. ggpgmm greebo/goth/punk/grunge/me-mi}and all these townies started chasing us. they kept screaming that they were going to kill us, so we just walked away. but they followed us, so my mates freind, christian{unfortunate name, as he is an atheist} went and punched one of them and they went away, screamin that they would get us one day. so, now i think that they are a bunch of arse-holes, who are pollouting this plannet and need to die.
but then i was in town with my friends{non townies, ie. ggpgmm greebo/goth/punk/grunge/me-mi}and all these townies started chasing us. they kept screaming that they were going to kill us, so we just walked away. but they followed us, so my mates freind, christian{unfortunate name, as he is an atheist} went and punched one of them and they went away, screamin that they would get us one day. so, now i think that they are a bunch of arse-holes, who are pollouting this plannet and need to die.
by Lo May 17, 2004
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Lowlife scums. Like to wear cheap or over expensive crap, such as "nike", "kappa", "adidas", "reebok" "umbro" and many more...
Start fights with grungers/moshas/punks and goths for absoloutly NO reason.
Manage to cram FUCK in every other sentance. think its funny to act dumb which comes naturally to them.
Townie girls come in to types.
1. Slut like, big mouthed wear hardly any clothes. Bleached hair, to much make up and are turnin yellow from all the fags and not enough sun light.
2. The ones that act like men and wear tracsuit bottoms, have their eyebrow pierced and have nothing better to do except for stealing and hanging around in no particular place of value. (eg. bus stops)
The male of the species are not very varied.
they all skank like they have a bad limb, wear clothes that are really baggy in the middle but really tight at seams and joints. They talk like Ali G, and wear alot of "bling" which we accosiate as cheap painted gold plastic, bought from the local market. they think it's hilarious when something goes wrong, crave attention and think they are "bad boys" or "wellard". Often try to be black (stupid wannabe niggers) and wear thinks from america (basketball vests which are waaaaaaay to big) and have writing containing places in america but being townies they have no idea where they are.
They wear their caps way to high and then where their hoods over the top.
JAHAN IS THE STUPIDEST KNOB EVER
Grungers and other non-townies are all unsafe around these creatures. ~They think insults are "JEW" "YA MUM" "I HAD YA MUM" "NIGGER" (which is what they try to be so?) "GRUNGER" (i mean yeah we know we get ourselves dressed every morning not our mums) and other ridiculous non-insulting words.
We are getting bored from talking about the scums so shall finish there.
Start fights with grungers/moshas/punks and goths for absoloutly NO reason.
Manage to cram FUCK in every other sentance. think its funny to act dumb which comes naturally to them.
Townie girls come in to types.
1. Slut like, big mouthed wear hardly any clothes. Bleached hair, to much make up and are turnin yellow from all the fags and not enough sun light.
2. The ones that act like men and wear tracsuit bottoms, have their eyebrow pierced and have nothing better to do except for stealing and hanging around in no particular place of value. (eg. bus stops)
The male of the species are not very varied.
they all skank like they have a bad limb, wear clothes that are really baggy in the middle but really tight at seams and joints. They talk like Ali G, and wear alot of "bling" which we accosiate as cheap painted gold plastic, bought from the local market. they think it's hilarious when something goes wrong, crave attention and think they are "bad boys" or "wellard". Often try to be black (stupid wannabe niggers) and wear thinks from america (basketball vests which are waaaaaaay to big) and have writing containing places in america but being townies they have no idea where they are.
They wear their caps way to high and then where their hoods over the top.
JAHAN IS THE STUPIDEST KNOB EVER
Grungers and other non-townies are all unsafe around these creatures. ~They think insults are "JEW" "YA MUM" "I HAD YA MUM" "NIGGER" (which is what they try to be so?) "GRUNGER" (i mean yeah we know we get ourselves dressed every morning not our mums) and other ridiculous non-insulting words.
We are getting bored from talking about the scums so shall finish there.
example of their odd behaviour:
in town buying a drink, townie comes up to my boyfriends mate and says "how old are ya?" he replies with his age 15. now the height difference between my friend and this tiny townie does not stop him.
We walk out of the shop and the townie starts thrusting his chest towards my mate to which he replies "your hats gay" so this townie ATTEMPT to punch him at which we walk away. then an hour later the same townie walks up to me and say "will you go out with me?". i mean what kinda stupid twat is he?
in town buying a drink, townie comes up to my boyfriends mate and says "how old are ya?" he replies with his age 15. now the height difference between my friend and this tiny townie does not stop him.
We walk out of the shop and the townie starts thrusting his chest towards my mate to which he replies "your hats gay" so this townie ATTEMPT to punch him at which we walk away. then an hour later the same townie walks up to me and say "will you go out with me?". i mean what kinda stupid twat is he?
by Francesca, Rajpar, Ryan, Ruben, George and the odd bit of David March 19, 2004
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shop in shitty sports shops and find it amusing to pretend to be overly drunk.
Call male goths, grebs and skaters things such as "bummer boys" and "gays", though realistically they are the ones paying money to see men run around a football pitch in shorts.
Would rather be regarded as the lesser intelligent race due to an inability to pronounce the letters "g" and "t" and have problems when putting spaces in between words such as "in" and "it".
Main aim in life is to get pregnant before it is legal, or GET someone pregnant before it is legal.
Listen to distasteful music which is indistinguishable and write inane rubbish on toilet doors such as how they love question marks.
shop in shitty sports shops and find it amusing to pretend to be overly drunk.
Call male goths, grebs and skaters things such as "bummer boys" and "gays", though realistically they are the ones paying money to see men run around a football pitch in shorts.
Would rather be regarded as the lesser intelligent race due to an inability to pronounce the letters "g" and "t" and have problems when putting spaces in between words such as "in" and "it".
Main aim in life is to get pregnant before it is legal, or GET someone pregnant before it is legal.
Listen to distasteful music which is indistinguishable and write inane rubbish on toilet doors such as how they love question marks.
by nat November 30, 2004
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