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a lazy inhabitant of any campus town or any city who engages in activities involving chocolate-milk, shower-crowding, pretzel tying, being an all around idiot, and sucking syrup.
That guy is being a real townie idiot.
What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?
What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?
by BulletBottle December 1, 2009
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