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Troll toes

Not clipping your toenails for an extended period of time (this applies specifically to men) so that they become long, pointy and troll-like in appearance.
David: Hey, how come you're clipping your toenails, don't you think that's kind of femenine?

Adam: I'm cutting them not clipping them, and no it's not femenine it's just hygenic and taking care of your appearance. Besides I'd rather clip them than end up with "Troll Toes" like yours.
Troll toes by Tardy Hardy June 1, 2010
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9 toes down

9 toes down is when your commitment is at a 100% and confirmed, but if you happen to flake at last minute you cannot get mad at the person who gave you the 9 toes down.
Chris: Hey Ronald McMoney?

McMoney: sup?
Chris: you swear you showin' to my party this saturday got a lot of babes coming.
McMoney: yeah bro! I'm 9 toes down.

POTAH TOES 

POTAH TOES ARE LIKE POTATOES BUT WITH GLASSES
P1 :IS THAT A POTATO
P2: NO YOU IDIOT THAT A POTAH TOES IT HAS GLASSES ON
P1:OH WHOOPS MY MISTAKE

Dori-TOES 

It's basically Doritos but fucked up and made with actual toes. Do not eat unless you are a fucking cannibal. Also *very different to Dory's Toes* because Dory is a fucking fish, and has no toes.
person 1: Hey I'm eating Doritos
person 2: you mean Dori-TOES?
person 1: wha- oh. I hate you so much-
Very beautiful girl except for her outrageously long and gappy toes. She is able to pick up cutlery and other utensils with toes as they can function like fingers. Usually found in girls whose features also resemble those of ants.
"Fuck! are those toes or fingers attached to your feet?!"

Sausage Toes

When your toes all look like the cheap 2 dollar sausages that you eat at Denny’s.

You can always tell when people have sausage toes because they always wear socks or closed toe shoes: even inside.

At the rare case that they do wear flip flops the toes will hang over and without a doubt have small hairs on them.

If you end up eating some of these toes syrup is recommended.
Look at kepa's feet he has some sausage toes. I'm glad we have syrup!
Sausage Toes by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010