Sausage Toes

When your toes all look like the cheap 2 dollar sausages that you eat at Denny’s.

You can always tell when people have sausage toes because they always wear socks or closed toe shoes: even inside.

At the rare case that they do wear flip flops the toes will hang over and without a doubt have small hairs on them.

If you end up eating some of these toes syrup is recommended.

Look at kepa's feet he has some sausage toes. I'm glad we have syrup!

by poniyeahponi February 05, 2010

Squishy Fingers

Really fucking big nasty fingers. There hands look like nasty 23 day old pankaces from ihop.

Oh so you want to date that guy? No he's got squishy fingers.

by poniyeahponi February 05, 2010