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goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water
I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.
by Eddybear12 September 25, 2010
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goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.
I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.
by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008
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People Goo

noun (n.)
Any liquid, oil, or secretion that is created by the human body and has the ability to leave behind a stain or mark. More commonly thought of forms would be saliva, sweat, or blood (just to name a few). People Goo can easily be spotted on sleek surfaces such as glass, metal, or plastic, as well as lightly colored fabrics.
"You only borrowed my ipod for an hour, and it is terribly smudged with your People Goo."
by RitaIsItalianForICE January 4, 2009
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Goo Pick

A Goo Pick is the act of itching your private areas, and then smelling your fingers after.
Guy 1: Eww whats that smell?
Guy 2: i just took a goo pick
Guy 1: Thats ripe as hell
by Zaybuah November 16, 2016
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Happy goo

Jack: I jerked off so hard happy goo came out!
Rick: Damn I wish I was there.
by Swagmaster12lol April 27, 2019
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ho-goo

In woodworking, using hot glue and wood glue together to adhere two boards together. The hot glue is a quick, temporary adhesive that will harden quickly as the permanent, slow drying wood glue cures.
If we're going to 'make things' with wood and be sure that they're glued properly, ho-goo'ing is the most precise way to do it.

Ho-goo one end before pressing both pieces together, but do it quickly as the hot glue sets fast.
by Rob the woodworker June 17, 2019
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Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.
> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-
by WD103 March 11, 2011
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