Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla November 18, 2015

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018

Tender Dick

A hoe ass yn whos extremely in love with an woman

That nigga osama is literally so tender dick over ole girl

by TOTEFULLYSSS August 3, 2023

tender feet

A person who is easily offended

His tender feet could not take a joke

by Treunx January 29, 2018

Chicken tender slut

A person who has an extreme obsession with chicken tenders to the point where they will cheat on and/or leave their significant other just to get chicken tenders.

Dominik Mysterio left Rhea Ripley for Liv Morgan for chicken tenders. He is a chicken tender slut.

by JustArandomUrbanDictionaryUser June 14, 2025

irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022