Virgin Stiff Arm

The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.

"What the fuck happened to your nose?"

" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm

by Bdamn February 25, 2011

STiYLIN

An over sensitive asshole who likes to start shit and always make something out of nothing.

I was just trying to have a good time on the forum with my fellow xing lao laos and all of a sudden this STiYLIN tried to get me to battle him in a cage fight.

by Xing Lao August 12, 2007

KFC stiffy

A KFC stiffy is a great big stonking hard on brought on by the consumption of a whole bargain bucket of KFC.

"shit ive got a stonking KFC stiffy"

"i had a bargain bucket last night and my god did it give me a KFC stiffy"

"i walked into KFC last night and just the smell gave me a KFC stiffy"

by fun KFC man January 24, 2010

stiffy juice

Another slang word for semen, skeet, or jizz.

Wow! There is stiffy juice all over Shirley's face.

by Professor Buttmunch September 1, 2006

stiff lord

yet another word for an erection. This term is especiially effective while watching star wars episode III revenge of the sith because i got it from "Sith Lord"

At the sexy part of the movie, Michael got a stiff lord.

by Sean Mannateeing June 22, 2005

Stiff Henry

Slang term used by southeasterners to describe the alcoholic drink Steel Reserve. The origin of this terminology is unknown, however its implications are rumored to be non-homosexual in nature.

Good Example:
Frederic: "Greetings, Clancy. Are you prepared to partake in a round of Stiff Henrys?"

Bad Example:
Ville Valo: "Is it still stiff, Henry?"
Henry: "Why, yes. Yes it is."

by Uriah April 26, 2005

stiffle

A stiff nipple.

"look at that girls stiffles!"
"gross, put a bra on, whore!"

by Bette Mild February 19, 2009