Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

Chum Stain

The resulting fuck stain left by a friend when he or she comes over to your home and bangs some skeezer or wanker in your bed or on your couch.

Mamubean left quite a chum stain on my sheets after I let him house sit for the weekend.

by Hugh Jweener October 12, 2008

shit stain

any little ganster wannabe goof action puke.
think they are cool, usually worthless individuals.

That little shit stain doesn't pay for his smokes man.

by I am Rico January 13, 2011

A Stainer

This is when you finish masterbating or oral sex and the cum get all over ur bed sheets and clothes.

Dude! we accidently did a stainer all over my carpet!

by SICK BILLY December 26, 2005

beef-stains

a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.

Care for a round of croquet, beef-stains?

by dorham May 26, 2006

spunk stain

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

spaving

Spending to Save. With many discount cards at supermarkets, credit card discounts, and bulk warehouse stores like Sams Club, you can only reap the benefits, namely saving, by spending.

I spaved all day at the mall and walked away with an entire fall waredrobe for 50% off retail

by Dan Faltyn (on behalf of my sister the original spaver) October 13, 2004