squidgee

A guy whom is extremely white. Also called Whitey McWhiterson. Possibly a simple name without much meaning.

See also 5quidgee.

Squidgee's whiteness is blinding.

by <3 December 5, 2004

Squid game

A netflix series that takes place on South korea, where people who have huge debts are offered to play a "fun" game that is similar to those game shows, there is 9 games all from South korea, the winner recieves a huge amount of money, to repay their debt. However this turns sad when everyone discovers that they have taken the word "Eliminated" way too seriously.. there is also square, triangle and circle guards who are most likely people who have debts too, the rest is up to yourself to look, its actually good

Guy 1: Dude, i need to pay my debt, and they offer me to play games like a game show, best day of my live, green light red light is my favourite game ever!
*We are going to play a game green light*
Guy 1: Haha i lost, i guess i have to lea- *dies*

Guy 2: Yeah, good luck trying to win Squid game

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- September 30, 2021

Bum Squid

A horrible dirty excuse for a human being

Victor is such a bum squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.

Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.

by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010

cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013

tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"

"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"

by milqman May 6, 2007

Useless as a damp SQUID

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015