Spunkbomb

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.

"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"

by Kris April 6, 2005

Spunk bubble

A large globule of semen,
a lump of man paste,

i could go on...

You jumped up fuckin spunk bubble i'm gonna rip ur fuckin eyes out u dumb cunts mouth. (polite)

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

spunk'd

The new concept reality show spoofed from Ashton Kutcher's hit show "Punk'd". Instead of ordinary pranks it consists of random semen-throwing on innocent bystanders.

Ashton Coochie: "You just got SPUNK'D!"

by G-C-C February 3, 2009

spelk

person who is little and thin

he's only a spelk but he can sup 15 pints of lager

by lank November 14, 2003

spunk your pants

when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.

mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......

by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006

monkey spunk

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.

Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?

by Edwina Mustafa Poo May 10, 2008

spunk

danish pastilles that have been produced for over 30 years. As salt liquorice in a black box and winegums in a green box.

Mmmm Spunk is my favorite candy!

by MissDK March 28, 2009