spunk'd 

The new concept reality show spoofed from Ashton Kutcher's hit show "Punk'd". Instead of ordinary pranks it consists of random semen-throwing on innocent bystanders.

Ashton Coochie: "You just got SPUNK'D!"

spunk'd by G-C-C February 3, 2009

Spunk Punk'd 

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."

Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.

Spunk Punk'd by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018

spank'd 

of being beat, tired, hungover, rather ripped, or just generally out of it following a troublesome series of events; also describing the state of affairs

Ma, my whole place burned down, my apartment burned down. It was faulty wiring... it is just... spank'd.

spank'd by speaks4treez September 10, 2010

spunk dumpster 

A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.

When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.

spunk dumpster by Cooey K May 5, 2008

spunk deflectors 

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.

"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".

spunk deflectors by hunley January 4, 2012

Spunk Drunk 

A lady (sic), often a bit of a munter, who has had rather more than her fair share of meat and who'll gladly help herself to extra portions given half a chance. Easily recognizable by the glazed expression, smeared mascara and bow-legged gait.

A lady of easy virtue and questionable morals. The proverbial good time had by all.

According to Gordon, spunk drunk Brenda has fucked more men than tuberculosis

Spunk Drunk by Citizen Sade March 15, 2008

Spunk Duster 

The name nearest piece of material available for wiping off the baby gravy from passionate moments past. This could be a towel, tissue, a sock or even an animals head. We all have potential spunk dusters around us, it is the act of wiping your mess on it which will forever cement that items name as the "Spunk duster"

Guy: Ohhh yeah, that's got it! Here it comes!

Gal: Watch out for my glasses!

Guy: It's safe, it landed in your armpit....

Gal: Ok, pass me the spunk duster...........

Spunk Duster by Spunk Dunker January 7, 2011