Scotchety

adj. - Being of an extremely Scottish nature, or being covered in tartan.

"Since I've moved from Edinburgh, I find the only thing that cures my homesickness is to make my living quarters as scotchety as possible."

"Professor McGonagall is one fine, scotchety sorceress."

by Garcia Mendez January 2, 2012

Spatchfuck

To render a person, business or country so boneless that you can march in and have your evil way with their assets.

To reduce to financial ruin.

The EU has totally spatchfucked the Greek economy.

We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.

by Arsenefurst September 6, 2012

Sotchy

The feeling you get when you haven't bathed in over 24 hours. Dirty, itchy, grodie, gingerballsy.

Man my water heater broke last night and won't be fixed until tomorrow. Can I come over and use your shower, I feel all sotchy.

by Jinx L January 21, 2013

Scotch chub

When whisky gets a guy semi-erected

Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Skotched

Used to describe something cool, trendy or awesome.

Friend 1: How was your weekend
Friend 2: It was so skotched

by SkotchedOne November 10, 2016

Smotchy

Adjective. To describe something or someone.Descriptive word.

Stop being SMOTCHY. or shes such a smotch!

by DOOBIE08 December 20, 2016

scotch sack

(Scotch sack), the act of rubbing your nuts to the point where your balls feel like you have put scotch tape on them and ripped it off.

“Man last night I rubbed my balls to the point where I had (scotch sack)”

by Nickjh321 January 9, 2018