trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.

"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

trampoline sponge cow by trampolinespongecow August 29, 2021

Cut the Sponge 

When your computer dies to a virus

James: Don't download that application! It makes Michael's computer cut the sponge
Peter: Aw damn thanks for telling me

Cut the Sponge by SPNGCTR March 14, 2021

Clunge Sponge 

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi

Clunge Sponge by saintsebastian January 9, 2013

pop-culture sponge 

A person who soaks-up popular culture like a sponge.

Absorbing trends and styles wherever you are then rinsing them out to keep only the things you really like.

Aesthetically aware and sensitive.

A cool-hunter is actually another name for a professional pop-culture sponge.

A pop-culture sponge, soaks up the styles and trends wherever he/she go.

When you pay attention to and absorb your surroundings from a cultural point of view you are literally a pop-culture sponge...just make sure you digest and wring out the things you dont need and dont want to keep.

pop-culture sponge by Giada D. June 28, 2009

Bullet Sponge 

Marine Corps term for Infantrymen or Riflemen on the frontlines on combat.

"Let me get my bullet sponges to the front line."

Bullet Sponge by LCpl Marc Pigeon July 12, 2007

Fun sponge 

Noun. A boring, humourless person.

Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!

Fun sponge by Dick Wright-Upham December 7, 2010

Muffin Sponge 

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

Muffin Sponge by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016